Is your satellite setup haunted?

What’s this? Yet more nonsense?

Well, sometimes it just feels like the remote won’t do what it’s supposed to. The first thing to do in this situation is to check if you’ve just been down the pub all evening and have stumbled home blind drunk.

You can eliminate this possibility quite easily by checking the front of your shirt for take-away and beer stains. If this turns up a negative result, then your satellite TV is on the fritz.

Now, it could be the batteries, right? You change them. It has no effect.

Did you install a linear particle accelerator in your lounge recently? Guess not.

Perhaps your satellite is haunted!