Wi-Fi annoys hippies

Glastonbury in the West Country is well known for the world famous music festival and the new age travellers who have made it their home.

Therefore, the local authority thought it would be brilliant idea to spend £35,000 on a wide area Wi-Fi system to encourage business and tourism to the area.

In May this project was installed and began providing a service.

Now it seems that the local new age travellers are complaining about headaches, dizzy spells, rashes and pneumonia, and saying that these symptoms weren’t there before the Wi-Fi was installed.

The new age travellers believe that the Wi-Fi signal is actually affecting the production of melatonin in the body.

However, there are those who believe that this is an attempt to keep the area in the technological dark ages. Who knows?