I know the satellite world’s a little slow right now, but really…

Hang on, what are these guys up to? Is this first fella actually cutting up a perfectly good satellite dish?

What? Is there some new kind of dish-hatred fetish that I’ve missed out on?

OK, so it wouldn’t be the first fashion that just blew right past me without even registering on the old satellite-help-o-meter, but come on…

And wot’s this?!?! Have the aliens really landed, or is that a perfectly good inverted parabolic treehouse roof?

Man, I tell you. If I didn’t find it so funny, I’d give those guys a piece of my mind.

Well, I definitely would if it weren’t for that fact that I don’t have any great excess at the moment… :)

Read the full, if slightly sad stories here and here.