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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 20-08-10, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Geography of a woman


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like
Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
Europe .
Well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone of real value.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes
Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
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Default Re: Geography of a woman

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