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Old 07-09-10, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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The truth will out ....................... once we can see the picture
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a rolling stone gathers no moss????????
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yeah.....and A Bird In The Hand Sh**s On Your Wrist
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man who makes love to girl on the hillside, isnt on the level.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
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....but man with both hands in pockets not feeling too cocky
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cider doesn't affect me affect me affect me...sorry


BEFORE MARRIAGE

John...Ah.. At last, I can hardly wait!
Jane...Do you want me to leave?
John...NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane...Do you love me?
John...Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane...Have you ever cheated on me?
John...NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane...Will you kiss me?
John...Every chance I get!
Jane...Will you hit me?
John...Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane...Can I trust you?
John...Yes
Jane...Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE

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