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Phil3819 · 22-10-10, 03:54 PM

There must be hundreds of doctor doctor jokes, please feel free to add yours.

Doctor doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.

You have Tom Jones syndrome.

Oh no! Is it rare?

Well, it's not unusual.

andy1964 · 22-10-10, 07:41 PM

.....I keep running in circles!

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor

Phil3819 · 22-10-10, 07:46 PM

.....I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Ok, lay on the couch for me.

Oh no, I'm not allowed on the furniture.

ABA · 22-10-10, 09:38 PM

knock knock who's there
Doctor
Doctor who
who told you
bum bum

BL4K3Y · 22-10-10, 09:40 PM

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!

What sister?

Macabre · 22-10-10, 09:41 PM

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Doctor
Doctor who ?
Doctor Shipman
Oh s.h.i.t

freelance · 23-10-10, 07:51 PM

Doctor Doctor , I Cant Pee!]

Maybe Because You Havent Had Anything To Drink

22-10-10, 03:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Phil3819 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 461 Thanks: 154 Thanked 430 Times in 308 Posts	Doctor doctor.... There must be hundreds of doctor doctor jokes, please feel free to add yours. Doctor doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. You have Tom Jones syndrome. Oh no! Is it rare? Well, it's not unusual. __________________ Any and all information supplied by me is strictly for educational purposes.......And is probably wrong.

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Phil3819 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 461 Thanks: 154 Thanked 430 Times in 308 Posts	Re: Doctor doctor.... .....I keep thinking I'm a dog. Ok, lay on the couch for me. Oh no, I'm not allowed on the furniture. __________________ Any and all information supplied by me is strictly for educational purposes.......And is probably wrong.

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