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hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:31 PM

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:32 PM

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

BL4K3Y · 23-10-10, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by hoppy89

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

Hahaha, I love this one

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hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:37 PM

Two blondes were in a car park trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:39 PM

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:41 PM

Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"

BL4K3Y · 23-10-10, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by hoppy89

Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"

Lmao

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hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:45 PM

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme

hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:48 PM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

hoppy89 · 23-10-10, 07:49 PM

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A. Pregnant

23-10-10, 07:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Blondes Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

23-10-10, 07:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

23-10-10, 07:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes Two blondes were in a car park trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

23-10-10, 07:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

23-10-10, 07:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"

23-10-10, 07:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? A. Humpme Dumpme

23-10-10, 07:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

23-10-10, 07:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
hoppy89 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 198 Thanks: 178 Thanked 287 Times in 222 Posts	Re: Blondes Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant