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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 23-10-10, 10:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?

I don't know dear, ask your father.
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Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!

Shut up and step on the gas!
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