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unit14 · 14-11-10, 06:40 PM

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing
Jeff ! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of
a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire
businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari,
you get $ 4 ,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

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unit14 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 265 Thanks: 263 Thanked 316 Times in 153 Posts	Jewish Divorce A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $ 4 ,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"