blondes

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.


Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."


Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.