23+ years of hurt!

[Technoless]

What do u call an Australian with 100 by his name? A bowler :-) Keep them coming!!

[mitford]

Looked out the window this morning and thought, looks like a good day for sledging

so i gave ricky ponting a call

[unit14]

A Judge asks a little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
Little girl, No, my mummy hits me.
Judge - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Little girl, No, my daddy hits me too.
Judge, Well then, who do you want to live with?
Little girl, I want to live with Ponting ... he cant hit anything!!!





Q. What do Australian batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.



Q. What does Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q.What do you call a World Class Aussie Cricketer? -
A. Retired.

[unit14]

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the
bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees
and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big
long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".