old timers bar

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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona...

They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks10 cents'.

They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to betrue.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on inand let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered amartini.

In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...shaken, notstirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other.

They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying,"That's 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. Theyhave each had two martinis and so far they have spent less than a dollar.

Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as goodas these for a dime a piece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender said, and I always wantedto own a bar.. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million anddecided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime...wine, liquor, beer,it's all the same."

"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice sevenother people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them,and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.

One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asksthe bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired farts from Canada. They'rewaiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."