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unit14 · 13-02-11, 09:36 PM

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"

The Doctor says: "The tea does f**** all, it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."

Dude111 · 03-03-11, 09:38 PM

Hmmmmmmmm i dont understand how "keeping her mouth shut" does the trick!!??

brian · 04-03-11, 08:39 AM

She's not nagging at him for coming home a) late and b) drunk. Andy Capp humour I guess.

jimbo · 04-03-11, 10:00 AM

some past members could have had a mouthful of tea, perhaps they would have still been members lol

jaysbee666 · 06-03-11, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dude111

Hmmmmmmmm i dont understand how "keeping her mouth shut" does the trick!!??

You cant be serious

wasp11 · 13-03-11, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude111

Hmmmmmmmm i dont understand how "keeping her mouth shut" does the trick!!??

Dude111 · 17-03-11, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by brian

She's not nagging at him for coming home a) late and b) drunk. Andy Capp humour I guess.

Ahhhhhh i suppose your right mate

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jimbo Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,006 Thanks: 254 Thanked 891 Times in 554 Posts	Re: sweet tea some past members could have had a mouthful of tea, perhaps they would have still been members lol __________________ i now keep copies of some posts before they are deleted, this is a private matter.

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Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 225 Thanks: 128 Thanked 37 Times in 24 Posts	Hmmmmmmmm i dont understand how "keeping her mouth shut" does the trick!!??