Three Ladies in a Sauna

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three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the
beepstopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. "i have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said..........."well, will you look at that......i'm getting a
fax!!"