Go Back   Techwatch forums > Tech Forums > General Forum > Jokes, Puzzles & Games

Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

 
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 22-02-11, 10:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Bristol
Posts: 271
Default You think English is easy???

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

unit14 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
keep returning to easy install screen. pvb Kryptview 10 13-01-11 10:12 PM
Fox Movies ME on 8W Atlantic bird 2, Free movies in English Robbo FTA - Free To Air 0 06-09-10 12:54 AM
is it easy philly-d PC Hardware 6 01-09-10 08:56 PM
Online dictionaries to finish off the printed Oxford English? Internet News Internet 0 30-08-10 08:20 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:18 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.