Five answers

[wasp11]

The 5 ANWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITINGFOR!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wet, wild and uncontrollable.
But when they leave, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.



Nominated, As the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?
She replied.........'Not yet'.

[tiger56]

looks like a load of status shuffles from Facebook!!!