Paternity suit

[wasp11]

Subject: Paternity suit?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman wavingat

him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever beenunfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party thatI
made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching whileyour
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son Peter’steacher."

[andyjill]

Ha-Ha nice one wasp, great night tonight

[wasp11]

Indeed