The Maid Wants a Raise

[unit14]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay raise.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the
raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the
bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora........ The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

[halo_john17]

Ouch, LOL