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The 5 ANWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
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The 5 ANWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wet, wild and uncontrollable.
But when they leave, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated, As the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?
She replied.........'Not yet'.
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31-03-11, 09:22 AM
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Re: The 5 ANWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Quote:Originally Posted by unit14
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wet, wild and uncontrollable.
But when they leave, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated, As the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?
She replied.........'Not yet'.
dude you must spend to much time on Facebook lmao
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