helpful guy

[scarfacechen]

I was in Tesco's the other day
Pushing my trolley around when I
Collided with a young guy
Pushing his trolley.

I said to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking
For my wife and I guess I
Wasn't paying attention to
Where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's
OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
Looking for my wife, too. I
Can't find her and I'm getting
A little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can
Help each other. What does
Your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she
Is 24 years old, tall,with
Blond hair, big blue eyes,
Long legs, big boobs, and
she's wearing a tight white
skirt, a halter top and no
Bra. What does your wife look
Like?"

I said, Doesn't matter ---
let's look for yours."

Most of us older guys are Helpful like that.


/crack open a cold beer and have a good weekend y'all

[halo_john17]

this joke is hilarious Thanks for sharing!