Room 232

[RoloX]

Okay, so you're asking,
"Who in the hell is Larry?"
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies,
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?!?" she screeched.
"What KIND of tattoo?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis,"
he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?!?" she said,
shaking her head in total disgust.
"Why in the world would
an accountant
get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
on his penis?"
"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow."
"Two, once in a while, I enjoy playing with my money."
"Three, I like how money feels in my hand."
"And, best of all, instead of you going shopping,
you can stay right here at home
and
blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
As I said, Larry is in room 232 at the hospital.