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Old 18-04-11, 04:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Some simple facts

It takes more muscles in your face to frown than smile

Women blink on average 3 more times than men

A mans penis is on average 3 times longer than his thumb when erect
A woman will have read this to the end.

Most men will still be staring at their thumb.
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Nice, lol
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Dam! I read it to the end first.

What does that say about me???????????
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What does that say about me???????????
You already knew your thumbs are 1/3 the length...
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