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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 20-04-11, 01:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Flat Chested?

A flat-chested young lady went to
Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.



Dr Smith advisedher 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cupboobs!


One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual
. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme,she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'

'Yes I am.. How did you know?'



He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock...."

















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