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Old 20-04-11, 01:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:


P…..E…..N…..I…..S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
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I have Toshiba laptop with windows 7 operating system, Laptops were invented so that humans could admission important files on the move. It is best for Internet usage. I has wonderful design, good keyboard and give better performance.
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I have Toshiba laptop with windows 7 operating system, Laptops were invented so that humans could admission important files on the move. It is best for Internet usage. I has wonderful design, good keyboard and give better performance.

I don't get it. Has my sense of humor got a virus? or can someone explain this joke to me please.
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I don't get it. Has my sense of humor got a virus? or can someone explain this joke to me please.
I find it hilarious charlie, that the post is maybe meant to be serious, in the joke section, and also written by a 9 yr old.
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