Caught my Dad with my GF

[waqasahmed]

OK, so I've had my GF for about 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small, cute little thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

So I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I go to the kitchen (where my GF is usually) and my GF is not there! So I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen to my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 2 weeks later... I'm coming home from a hard-days work when BAM! as clear as daylight, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red-handed with his meat in my GF!

I was so pissed, I told him to get his meat out of my GF and GTFO!, needless to say my GF got turned off. But I just couldn't get over it and that night I kicked my GF out of my house.

Now it's been 2 weeks since that incident and I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the guts to ask my how my GF was doing, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

If only my GF was bigger we could've both inserted our meat in. Or I guess I could have waited 'til he was done with my GF and had sloppy seconds. It's always better with some of his juices left over you know.

Here is a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

[luke1]

What !!!!!!!!!

[waqasahmed]

Originally Posted by luke1

What !!!!!!!!!

Read all of it, and click on the link. GF stands for two things in this instance

[BL4K3Y]

I got it, very good play on words here waqas haha.

[luke1]

I "GOT IT straight off and repeat
WHAT !!!!!





got it

[luke1]

Am I on my own here Thinking Inappropriate ? (access etc )

[Lacutas]

I have always wanted to put mine in the bacon slicer at work, but she wont let me.

[andy1964]

Waqasahmed, your GF could do with a wash, looks a bit greasy and mingin' wouldn't put my meat between those slabs, never know what you'd catch

[Robbo]

@ Luke,Slightly inappropriate post, but no complaints, so leave it for now. Besides, read it as a child and it doesn't really make much sense. Those that get it, are old enough to. Only IMHO, lets see for now.

[waqasahmed]

Originally Posted by andy1964

Waqasahmed, your GF could do with a wash, looks a bit greasy and mingin' wouldn't put my meat between those slabs, never know what you'd catch

I'll have you know that my GF is kept quite clean, tidy and presentable even after the juices have been drained. My GF and my meat have both been thoroughly checked. Both are free from disease

Originally Posted by Robbo

@ Luke,Slightly inappropriate post, but no complaints, so leave it for now. Besides, read it as a child and it doesn't really make much sense. Those that get it, are old enough to. Only IMHO, lets see for now.

True, and probably the reason why parents let kids watch the Simpsons and Doctor who despite the Simpsons playing on words, and doctor who being a little racy. As a child, you simply see Homer as funny by knocking his head a few times and as a child you don't really see the chemistry between the doctor and his companion, but rather two people travelling in space defeating those evil monsters