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jaysbee666 · 11-07-11, 07:46 PM

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.

The judge turns to the husband and says, 'what do you have to say in your defense?..........................................

The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. 'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?

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jaysbee666 The DON Join Date: May 2008 Location: Crocodile Dundee Posts: 924 Thanks: 314 Thanked 348 Times in 276 Posts	Husband and wife in court A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says, 'what do you have to say in your defense?.......................................... The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. 'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine? __________________ Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.