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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 17-05-07, 08:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Poor Jose!

keep this to yourselves, as my Harley street GP told me this in the strictest of confidence.

Aparently Jose M a.k.a The Special One had to visit his, (my), GP a couple of weeks ago, his face was pale and gaunt, he looked like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
"What is the matter Jose?" the GP said" you look awful".

"Doctor, I need some of those special blue pills, the Viagra ones, it`s a bit late now but I may well need them for next season".

"Why Jose, you can tell me, why do need them"

"Well doctor, every bloody time I go to Liverpool, I can`t get past a SEMI"


Yes I am a Liverpool fan.
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