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reddiesel · 18-01-12, 03:11 AM

A new monk joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, he is allowed to speak only two words once every ten years.
The first ten years pass and he is asked if he has anything to say and he says "im cold", another ten years go by and he is asked again if he wishes to speak and he replies "im hungry", a further ten years passes and he is once again asked if he wishes to speak, he says "im leaving", the friar says" thank f*** for that you have done nothing but moan since you got here !".

pontiend · 18-01-12, 01:44 PM

18-01-12, 03:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
reddiesel Super Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Beds Posts: 5,708 Thanks: 176 Thanked 957 Times in 839 Posts	Vow of Silence A new monk joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, he is allowed to speak only two words once every ten years. The first ten years pass and he is asked if he has anything to say and he says "im cold", another ten years go by and he is asked again if he wishes to speak and he replies "im hungry", a further ten years passes and he is once again asked if he wishes to speak, he says "im leaving", the friar says" thank f*** for that you have done nothing but moan since you got here !". __________________

18-01-12, 01:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
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