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kseine · 31-05-07, 08:47 PM

A pirate's story

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." says the pirate.
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.
"We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.I'm fine, really."
So the bartender asks, "What about that eye patch?"
The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."
The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook."

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mamab · 07-06-07, 11:53 PM

That's bad. But, I could see it happening. I guess you have to pay attention to those kinds of things, huh?

tater03 · 08-06-07, 11:00 PM

Ouch, now that would hurt. I had not heard that joke. I think I would find another way to make a living.

31-05-07, 08:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
kseine Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A pirate's story A pirate's story A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." says the pirate. "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender. "We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.I'm fine, really." So the bartender asks, "What about that eye patch?" The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop." The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook." HGH Costa Del Sol Accommodation online poker sites __________________ HGH Costa Del Sol Accommodation online poker sites Last edited by kseine; 02-06-07 at 01:56 PM.

07-06-07, 11:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
mamab Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A pirate's story That's bad. But, I could see it happening. I guess you have to pay attention to those kinds of things, huh?

08-06-07, 11:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
tater03 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 159 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A pirate's story Ouch, now that would hurt. I had not heard that joke. I think I would find another way to make a living.

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