Scouse Eggs

[ScallyWag]

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a
motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him
for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries
everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and
he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.
The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the
back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They
manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the
wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for
speeding.
The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies
with sarcasm " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this
so wants to take a look.He opens the back door and locks it. He rushes
back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many
officers.
I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched
and the f*ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already!!"

[Annabell]

LoL LoL LoL

[the insaan]

good one,

[svenviking]

LOL! That is fantastic! hahaha

[subliminal]

lol, nice