Sms Joke's :)

[thegingerman]

Farm labourer hits pig with jeep, rings boss 2 say pig alive but stuck in bullbar. Boss says shoot pig, labourer asks "What will I do with his motorbike?!

Paddy's wife ready to give birth, he rushes her to hospital on arrival midwife asks "Is she dilated" Paddy says Jaysus she's over the ******* moon.

LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN THE CORNER

LICKING HIS GIRLFRIEND DRY

HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE

AND TASTED THE CUM

AND REPLIED

**** THIS IS BETTER THAN PIE

WIFE: i have a headache. HUSBAND: Perfect, i was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with asprin, u can take it orally or as a suppository, its up to u!

a gurl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie and says"hun,da guy next to me is masturbating!"he says"ignor him!"she says"i cant!hes usin my hand!"

i'd luv to take u out 2 dinner,sit by da candlelite,shower u wiv kisses and whisper those 3 magic words..."pay the bill" LOL PRICELESS