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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 12-08-07, 02:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool sms jokes

An old couple are in church. During the service she whispers to her husband, "I've done a silent fart - what should I do?"

He replies "put a f****** battery in your hearing aid"



Paddy was messing about with a woman in his car & the woman said "I want you to kiss me where it's wet right now!" So paddy started the car & drove her to Hull!?!
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