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steve07951 · 13-08-07, 03:57 PM

GIVING IT STRAIGHT

Before you read on, you may be interested to know that this was voted Australia's favourite joke:

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me?"
The doctor looks her over and calmly says: "Well, I can tell you there's nothing wrong with your eyesight…"

Annabell · 13-08-07, 04:12 PM

LoL i think its funny

adgloride · 15-09-07, 06:30 PM

Its pretty funny. But I would like to see the list of jokes entered.

Biotaw1 · 22-09-07, 07:47 PM

Relatively funny but the aussies are quite a funny bunch of people in my experience, there must be better jokes than that going around.

mathew sutcliffe · 02-10-07, 02:39 PM

if thats the funnyest joke in australia, il b avoiding there as a holiday destination...lol

ted · 14-11-07, 06:28 PM

Nice one .lol. I doubt Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson would use the joke though, it ain't filthy enough !

13-08-07, 03:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
steve07951 (super Mod) Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: around somewhere Posts: 2,376 Thanks: 0 Thanked 72 Times in 21 Posts	voted australia' funniest joke GIVING IT STRAIGHT Before you read on, you may be interested to know that this was voted Australia's favourite joke: This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me?" The doctor looks her over and calmly says: "Well, I can tell you there's nothing wrong with your eyesight…"

13-08-07, 04:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Annabell Computing Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,667 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts	Re: voted australia' funniest joke LoL i think its funny __________________ As tonight is my last night in England i will be here, coz love you all lots.

15-09-07, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
adgloride Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: voted australia' funniest joke Its pretty funny. But I would like to see the list of jokes entered.

22-09-07, 07:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Biotaw1 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: voted australia' funniest joke Relatively funny but the aussies are quite a funny bunch of people in my experience, there must be better jokes than that going around.

02-10-07, 02:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
mathew sutcliffe Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: voted australia' funniest joke if thats the funnyest joke in australia, il b avoiding there as a holiday destination...lol

14-11-07, 06:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
ted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 108 Thanks: 9 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: voted australia' funniest joke Nice one .lol. I doubt Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson would use the joke though, it ain't filthy enough !