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20-08-07, 12:09 AM
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Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. |
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14-11-07, 07:30 PM
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Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies
The Leith Police adviseth us,
The Leith Police are thorough, The Leith Police refuseth To admit us to their Burgh.
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14-11-07, 07:46 PM
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Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies
Leith Pilice blimey thats going back a few years. It doesnt work so well with Lothian and Borders Police does it??
The Lothian and Borders Police adviseth us, The Lothian and Borders Police are thorough, The Lothian and Borders Police refuseth To admit us to their Burgh. 
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14-11-07, 08:41 PM
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Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies
Well you can't beat me for good clean stuff!!
Joke - Did you year about the wee boy who took a bus home? His mother made him take it back!!
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14-11-07, 08:42 PM
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Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies
Sorry for the typing errors!
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