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ag113276 · 20-08-07, 12:09 AM

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

diapason · 14-11-07, 07:30 PM

The Leith Police adviseth us,
The Leith Police are thorough,
The Leith Police refuseth
To admit us to their Burgh.

Analoguesat · 14-11-07, 07:46 PM

Leith Pilice blimey thats going back a few years. It doesnt work so well with Lothian and Borders Police does it??

The Lothian and Borders Police adviseth us,
The Lothian and Borders Police are thorough,
The Lothian and Borders Police refuseth
To admit us to their Burgh.

diapason · 14-11-07, 08:41 PM

Well you can't beat me for good clean stuff!!

Joke - Did you year about the wee boy who took a bus home? His mother made him take it back!!

diapason · 14-11-07, 08:42 PM

Sorry for the typing errors!

20-08-07, 12:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
ag113276 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies `Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...` `a) Innovative` `b) Preliminary` `c) Proliferation` `d) Cinnamon` `Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...` `a) Specificity` `b) British Constitution` `c) Passive-aggressive disorder` `d) Transubstantiate` `Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...` `a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.` `b) Nope, no more booze for me.` `c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.` `d) No kebab for me, thank you.` `e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?` `f) I'm not interested in fighting you.` `g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.` `h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no` `co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.` `i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.` `j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.`

14-11-07, 07:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
diapason Resident Organgrinder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Paisley, Scotland Posts: 526 Thanks: 11 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies The Leith Police adviseth us, The Leith Police are thorough, The Leith Police refuseth To admit us to their Burgh. __________________ An eight foot long diapason sounds bottom C Technomate 1000D Super, Two dishes receiving three satellites

14-11-07, 07:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Analoguesat manic midlander retired mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 11,668 Thanks: 21 Thanked 1,334 Times in 985 Posts	Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies Leith Pilice blimey thats going back a few years. It doesnt work so well with Lothian and Borders Police does it?? The Lothian and Borders Police adviseth us, The Lothian and Borders Police are thorough, The Lothian and Borders Police refuseth To admit us to their Burgh. __________________ Basic forum rules for both satellite & cable: no keys no patches no offering or asking for card shares Anyone pm'ing me for details of card sharing or anything to do with hacking cable will be banned immediately Analogue forever!!

14-11-07, 08:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
diapason Resident Organgrinder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Paisley, Scotland Posts: 526 Thanks: 11 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies Well you can't beat me for good clean stuff!! Joke - Did you year about the wee boy who took a bus home? His mother made him take it back!! __________________ An eight foot long diapason sounds bottom C Technomate 1000D Super, Two dishes receiving three satellites

14-11-07, 08:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
diapason Resident Organgrinder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Paisley, Scotland Posts: 526 Thanks: 11 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Things that are hard to say after a few bevvies Sorry for the typing errors! __________________ An eight foot long diapason sounds bottom C Technomate 1000D Super, Two dishes receiving three satellites

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