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20-08-07, 03:05 PM
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sms jokes !!!!!
Wife gets naked and asks hubby "what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies "your f***ing sense of humour!" The man: 'God, how long is a million years?' God: 'To me, it's about a minute.' The man: 'God, how much is a million dollars?' God: 'To me it's a penny.' The man: 'God, may I have a penny?' God: 'Wait a minute.' Little johnny asks his dad 4 a tv in his room, he reluctantly agrees. Nxt day johnny comes downstaird & asks 'Dad, whats love juice?' Dad looks horrified & tells johnny all about sex. Johnny just sat with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says 'so wot were u watchin?' Johnny says 'Wimbledon!' |
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