Comedy Instruction Labels

[steve07951]

The following instruction labels, warnings and extraordinary snippets of small print have all appeared on real-life products:

WARNING ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands"

LABEL ON A PACKET OF SUPERMARKET PEANUTS:
"Warning: Contains nuts"

LABEL ON A HOTEL SHOWER CAP:
"Fits one head"

WARNING PRINTED ON SLEEP AID NYTOL:
"May cause drowsiness"

PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM OF A TIRAMISU:
"Do not turn upside down"

ON A BOTTLE OF CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
"Do not drive car or operate machinery"

ON A BAR OF BRAND SOAP:
"Directions: Use like regular soap"

[steve07951]

WARNING ON A MICROWAVE PORTION OF BREAD PUDDING:
"Product will be hot after heating"

INSTRUCTION ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
"Not to be used for the other use"

ON THE PACKAGING OF A NEW IRON:
"Do not iron clothes on body"

ON A BAG OF KNOWN-BRAND CRISPS:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside"

ON CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
"For indoor or outdoor use only"

SERVING SUGGESTION ON FROZEN DINNER:
"Defrost"

SMALL PRINT ON THE SIDE OF A HAIR DRYER:
"Do not use while sleeping"

INSTRUCTIONS ON A PACKET OF AIRLINE NUTS:
"Open packet, eat nuts"

[sb122606]

LOL..Are they for real.
Theres also some excellent Chinglish (Chinese to English translations).

My favourite on the side of an Hit*chi TV.. "NOT PLUMMET PLEASE" (do not drop, i presume).