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27-08-07, 11:08 PM
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Break in
A convict breaks in and ties up the husband and wife. He jumps on the wife kisses her ear then runs to the bathroom. Husband tells wife "satisfy him or he`ll kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong I love you"
Wife replies " He didn`t kiss me, he whispered in my ear, he`s gay & looking for the vasaline, I told him it`s in the bathroom!!.. Lets see who`s f*****g strong now!!!!! |
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