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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 27-08-07, 10:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Night Out

Two women go out one night without their husbands. They came
back drunk, right before dawn, and felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
only place to stop was a cemetery.

Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided
to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself
with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and
discarded them. The second not finding anything either, thought
"I'm not getting rid of my panties..."
so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other
on the phone, and one says to the other: " We have to be on the
look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my
wife came home without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a
card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".
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