Best Comeback Line Ever!

[Ste]

"Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male
resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour,
public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County
courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch
he decided to stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with
evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
"I walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away at this
pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize
that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there,
and then looked me straight in the face and said,



"A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight already?"

[Biotaw1]

lol, pretty good

You're not the Ste from SXOC are you by the way