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Old 25-10-07, 09:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Barmaid fined for crushing cans between breasts!

PERTH, Australia (AFP) - An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined, police said Wednesday.

Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined 1,000 dollars (900 US dollars) in the Mandurah Magistrates Court in Western Australia after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act.

Another barmaid who helped hang spoons on De Faveri's nipples, Tracey Leslie, 43, was fined 500 dollars while the bar manager was fined 1,000 dollars for failing to stop the pair, police said in a statement. She was alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences" at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, about 80 kilometres (50 miles) south of Perth in June, police said. The fines "send a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," said Superintendent David Parkinson of the Peel Police District.


Why do things like that never happen in my local??
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Old 25-10-07, 10:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No doubt you'd volunteer to drain the contents of the can just before she started her partly piece.
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Whats a partly piece??
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Old 25-10-07, 10:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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One that you start - and the barmaid finishes.
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Old 25-10-07, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd volunteer to do it whilst she was performing it.
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Old 25-10-07, 10:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You obviously like it foaming Rob.
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Old 25-10-07, 10:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What the beer?

Sorry, I was miles away, I wasn't thinking of beer at all.
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Pah - spoons??I could hang saucepans off my gf's nipples

Well thats lowered the tone of TW down to that of SH quite nicely. Why do we seem to have scared everyone off??
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Old 25-10-07, 10:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Pah - spoons??I could hang saucepans off my gf's nipples
I find that there are both advantages and disadvatages to having a vivid imagination! I think I'll take another tablet.
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I think you better take 3 Yorks - we dont want you getting too disturbed now do we
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