Apparently Ive won an internet lottery..... again

[Analoguesat]

I must be really incredibly lucky - Ive won about 10 million dollars in the last 6 months on these internet lotteries And the amazing thing is - I have absolutely no recollection of entering any of them! :roflmao:

I get a lot of this sort of stuff, but this one made me smile. Theres some really dozy typos (anyone know where CRYDON is? ) This is the unedited post complete with typos.

FROM:ACCULOTTO.COM INTERNATIONAL
OFFICIAL SPONSOR:MERCEDES BENZ COPERATION(UK)C/ CRYDON 28089,LONDON.
FROM: THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
FROM:ACCULOTTO.COM INTERNATIONAL
OFFICIAL SPONSOR:MERCEDES BENZ COPERATION(UK)C/ CRYDON 28089,LONDON.
FROM: THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
www.acculotto.com


Dear winner!!!


ACCULOTTO AWARD NOTIFICATION:

Europe/ America private international e-games organizers and
co-sponsors,ACCULOTTO Group International, officially brings to your
notice of the final draw result of the ACCULOTTO Wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex here in UK.

Most recently this foundation set up the NEW LOTTERY SCHEME We use an incredible 3-Point Triangulation System that generates the most accurate,personalized lucky numbers using AccuLotto system.By doing this the foundation seek to courage the use of Internet for academic
and business pursuits. It major aim is to promote music,theater,art,
literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on
health, as well as science, research,and higher education.

You have emerged the 2006 ACCULOTTO.COM promotions award winner of our yearly car give away promotions.Your email which drew the winning number, was selected via our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) We hereby wish to inform you that your free Mercedes car attached with 450.000 DOLLARS
in cash are pending your collection.

You have been approved for a payment of 450,000 POUNDS (FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.)AND A BRAN! D NEW 2005 HAUSKAA VAPPUA MERCEDES BENZ CAR in cash credited tofile reference number: IPL/4249859609/WP1 which is deposited with a Finance & Security Company in your favor as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.

Congratulations!!!!!

All participants were selected through an exclusive 3-point
triangulation system to generate YOUR lucky lottery numbers.
Your email address attached to ticket number EL-23133 with batch
numberEL-35,serial number EL-123542 and reference number EL-9318 drew winning number 14-6-7-9-07,consequently.

We ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been
processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security
measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of
the situation by other participants or impersonators.

To begin your claim,do file for t! he release of your winning by
contacting our accredited claims agent

BARR.EDWARD MARTINS (Claims Agent)
TRUST MANAGEMENT AND FINANCE BV.
ACCULOTTO.COM CLAIMING SECURITY AGENCY.
C/ CRYDON 28089,UK
Tel:+447031942470
Email:edwardmartin_1313@yahoo.co.uk

They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer
of your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS
ISW-91237-H067/B4(keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than( 30th sept 2006). Failure to claim your winning/ fund will be added to next Inte rnational lottery program.

Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Once again Congratulations.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr Greg Phillips
ACCULOTTO.COM/LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR
OFFICIAL SPONSOR:MERCEDES BENZ MOTOR COPERATION (UK)

In the unlikely event you havent seen one of these before, things that should raise the warning flags immediately

1) its using a mobile phone number
2) there are some glaring typos that no real professional organisation would ever make
3) using throwaway webmail addresses
4) there is an actual acculotto website (_http://www.acculotto.com) but they are an American besed number choosing service not a lottery operator

[Jimdefruit]

I bet I've won more money than you.

I get at least 10 of these every day. 6 so far this morning.

[BGonaSTICK]

I've never ONCE won a million pounds :

But I do get plenty of nice people offering me V14gr4 from their Ph4rm4cy everyday.

Thank guys. If I took up all your kind offers, my John Thomas would be the size of Lithuania and my bank account as empty as Graham Norton's comedy repertoire.