Here's a corker of a spam email...

[BGonaSTICK]

And I nearly fell for it too! :roflmao: :

Originally Posted by Some spammer arseh*le

Hi, try and relax to understand the nature of this uninvited email from me but l hope that you can take a littel time and think about it because it is just a business mail of which l dont want to disturb you if it happens that you are not intrested.
My name is Norbert Franz Fuhr from South Africa, am presently on political asylum here in Poland. l got your email contact from my research because am presently looking for an honest person that will help my client to invest in Real Estate lnvestment and commercial properties.
l will be more than happy and glad to start a new life in your Country with your assistance and co-operation on this issuse concerning on this Real Estate lnvestment.
So please if your in good position to work with me, please send me an email at this email address ( franz_norbert@o2.pl ) indicating your desire to help me invest this my client fund in your country and beyond.
l urgently wating for your reply by end of the day, so that l will furnish you with all the details concerning about this business transaction and hopefully if it works out between me and you then we are going to meet in the next one or two weeks after all the transaction is done because every thing about this transaction is ready, l only needed an honest and quicker person who can handel it as fast as it can be.Thanks for your extra time for reading this mail and am wating for your urgent respond.

Best Regards & God Bless


Norbert Franz Fuhr

[diapason]

Can anyone out there give me the address of this directory of honest and quick persons - maybe we should start one - and maybe this directory would also find an honest and quick person who would "handel" (as in George Frederick Handel, 1685-1759, composer of Messiah, Water Music, Fireworks Music and sundry other gems - maybe it could be played better and sung faster!!). Maybe it could also find someone who could spell!!

[Analoguesat]

Not as good as the one I got a couple of days ago offering me 400,000 tons of used railway line :roflmao:

http://www.satellitehelp.co.uk/forum...ic,2090.0.html

[BGonaSTICK]

The track you could afford, it's the postage that'll kill ya! :roflmao:

[nanochickin]

I think it might upset the postman aswell. :roflmao:

[BGonaSTICK]

Well, hello!

Is that 400,000 tons of used railway line in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?!?!

[diapason]

And it might not arrive, in which case you'd need to claim for up to £32 compensation!!!