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Old 17-11-06, 10:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to
the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the ho use gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years
seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
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Yummy!

I won't sleep tonight now... :-X
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