You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when...

[imported_Frosty]

• [#] You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
  stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
  
  [#] You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
  for the free internet access.
  
  [#] You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
  
  [#] You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
  
  [#] You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a
  computer.
  
  [#] You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
  have a nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
  
  [#] Your family always knows where you are.
  
  [#] In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".

Kev.

[Jimdefruit]

Sh1t so I do.