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01-02-07, 04:17 PM
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Newly Married Couple
A man was lying in bed with his gorgeous new girlfriend after their first special night together.
She ran her fingers through his wirey chest hair and stared into his eye "last night was wonderful, but I have something to tell you...I used to be a hooker....". "Wow" responds the guy "Thank you for your honesty, but the past is the past. It doesn't matter what you did. In fact I find it quite erotic, tell me about it ...." "erm" says the girl "well, my name was Nigel and I played for Northampton"
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01-02-07, 05:25 PM
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Re: Newly Married Couple
OOOOoooooowwwwwww!!!
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01-02-07, 07:01 PM
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Re: Newly Married Couple
Looked into his eye?? What happened to the other one??
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