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A cabbie picks up a Nun. :
![]() She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. ![]() She asks him why he is staring. ![]() He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". ops:She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." ![]() "Well, I've always had a desire to have a blow job off a nun." ![]() She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: you have to be single and two, you must be Catholic." ![]() The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" ![]() "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils his fantasy with a mind bogling blowjob that would make an experienced prostitute blush. ops:When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. :'( "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" :? "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." ![]() The nun says, "That's alright my dear, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party! ![]()
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