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Jimdefruit · 13-02-07, 10:28 AM

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man! who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

riaz · 01-06-07, 12:15 AM

Further gleanings...

Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man walk around with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.

nousernamesleft · 01-06-07, 09:14 AM

He who pees in wind gets his own back...

13-02-07, 10:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jimdefruit Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,858 Thanks: 20 Thanked 221 Times in 187 Posts	Chinese Education CHINESE PROVERBS ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run in front of car get tired. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run behind car get exhausted. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok ~~~~~~~~~ Man with one chopstick go hungry. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. ~~~~~~~~~ Man! who eat many prunes get good run for money. ~~~~~~~~~ Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. ~~~~~~~~~ Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. ~~~~~~~~~ War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. ~~~~~~~~~ Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. ~~~~~~~~~ It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fart in church sit in own pew. ~~~~~~~~~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget. __________________ Dreambox 800 HD; Dreambox 7000s + VBox + Channel Master 1.2 with 36v actuator CM120 feedhorn and Invacom .3 LNB Skystar 2 PCI card with links to my Dreamboxes If you like what you see here, tell your friends.

01-06-07, 12:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
riaz Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 24 Thanks: 9 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Chinese Education Further gleanings... Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Man walk around with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.

01-06-07, 09:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
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