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BGonaSTICK · 09-04-07, 04:52 PM

Bob is standing in his front garden when he sees a funeral procession coming down the street. There's a hearse, then a huge German shepherd, then about a hundred men in single file walking behind.

Bob asks the guy in front, "Who died?"

The guy replies, "My wife."

"I'm sorry. How did it happen?" Bob asks.

The guy points and says, "That dog... my dog... ripped out her throat without warning."

Bob says, "Mmm. Any chance of borrowing your dog for the day?"

The guy rolls his eyes and then says, "Get in line."

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BGonaSTICK Dodgy Geezer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 9,718 Thanks: 3 Thanked 166 Times in 60 Posts	Golden oldie Bob is standing in his front garden when he sees a funeral procession coming down the street. There's a hearse, then a huge German shepherd, then about a hundred men in single file walking behind. Bob asks the guy in front, "Who died?" The guy replies, "My wife." "I'm sorry. How did it happen?" Bob asks. The guy points and says, "That dog... my dog... ripped out her throat without warning." Bob says, "Mmm. Any chance of borrowing your dog for the day?" The guy rolls his eyes and then says, "Get in line." __________________ Dreambox 7000, Skystar2 PCI, Skystar USB, Fibo 90cm on Moteck SG2100, Triax TD110 multi-LNB. Sky + ART cards. 45.0°E - 58.0°W