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Unknown user #1 · 03-06-07, 09:58 PM

So do you think that people won't buy sugar because it contains sugar? Or olive oil 'coz it contains fat?

BTW, I like the 'rectal camouflage' thing :clap:

wobblywill · 03-06-07, 10:01 PM

Packets of peanuts have carried the message "Warning may contain nuts" for years.

What really worries me about this is the use of the word "may" :?

madrat · 05-06-07, 01:02 PM

Lets wrap everyone and everything up in Cotton wool and bubble wrap, remove anything sharp or fun and then if we all sit there quietly we wont hurt ourselves or anyone else and if we a very quiet we wont run the risk of offending any one, blindfolds on or course in case we look at someone funny, wouldn't want that would we! :'(

Sometimes I wish Germany had won the war, the result couldn't be much worse than it is now and I bet VW's would be cheaper.

BGonaSTICK · 05-06-07, 01:26 PM

Oh, I think it could be worse, but if we do sanitise the Human race completely, Darwin will look down and watch in disbelief as we all revert to single-celled morons. Perhaps then we could all be elected as MPs.

Unknown user #1 · 05-06-07, 03:19 PM

It is much easier to govern the crowd if it consists of brainless elements...

BGonaSTICK · 05-06-07, 06:49 PM

Like Croydon? :roflmao:

Gav · 05-06-07, 06:55 PM

:roflmao:

I'm going to run for government and introduce Free Sky TV to all those who smile nicely at me

nousernamesleft · 05-06-07, 07:02 PM

Me please!

madrat · 05-06-07, 08:11 PM

Sky HD?

diapason · 08-06-07, 06:26 PM

Wonder what would happen if soups were labelled "Contains Cretins", nuts were labelled "Contains Nitwits" and they told us what else was in sugar besides sugar, not to mention the substitute for what used to be butter in this country, i.e., "I can't believe it's not axle grease"!!!

As for McDonalds, it seems incredulous that a cow which has supplied milk and produced progeny for the nation ends up as a circular thing made of light pink slurry, the consistency of putty, which has to set on fire and served between microwaved stodge could be considered to benefit the health of the nation.

As for me, I'm just about to barbecue a steak as it's sunny in Scotland - I could label it "Suitable for eating" along with a glass of red wine!!!

03-06-07, 09:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Unknown user #1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 536 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 So do you think that people won't buy sugar because it contains sugar? Or olive oil 'coz it contains fat? BTW, I like the 'rectal camouflage' thing :clap:

03-06-07, 10:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
wobblywill Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Packets of peanuts have carried the message "Warning may contain nuts" for years. What really worries me about this is the use of the word "may" :? __________________ Quod Subigo Farinam

05-06-07, 01:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
madrat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 2,232 Thanks: 11 Thanked 83 Times in 72 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Lets wrap everyone and everything up in Cotton wool and bubble wrap, remove anything sharp or fun and then if we all sit there quietly we wont hurt ourselves or anyone else and if we a very quiet we wont run the risk of offending any one, blindfolds on or course in case we look at someone funny, wouldn't want that would we! :'( Sometimes I wish Germany had won the war, the result couldn't be much worse than it is now and I bet VW's would be cheaper. __________________ *VIRGIN, STOP SENDING ME JUNK MAIL.*

05-06-07, 01:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
BGonaSTICK Dodgy Geezer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 9,718 Thanks: 3 Thanked 166 Times in 60 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Oh, I think it could be worse, but if we do sanitise the Human race completely, Darwin will look down and watch in disbelief as we all revert to single-celled morons. Perhaps then we could all be elected as MPs. __________________ Dreambox 7000, Skystar2 PCI, Skystar USB, Fibo 90cm on Moteck SG2100, Triax TD110 multi-LNB. Sky + ART cards. 45.0°E - 58.0°W

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05-06-07, 06:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
BGonaSTICK Dodgy Geezer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 9,718 Thanks: 3 Thanked 166 Times in 60 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Like Croydon? :roflmao: __________________ Dreambox 7000, Skystar2 PCI, Skystar USB, Fibo 90cm on Moteck SG2100, Triax TD110 multi-LNB. Sky + ART cards. 45.0°E - 58.0°W

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nousernamesleft Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 158 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Me please! __________________ X38-DQ6 Q6600 @ 3.0Ghz 8Gb 1066Mhz 640Gb raid stripe 8800GTX Vista X64 24 Dell Flat Panel SkyStar 2 Sky Dish Motorised 1M Dish TM1000D New V*rgin box.

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madrat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 2,232 Thanks: 11 Thanked 83 Times in 72 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Sky HD? __________________ *VIRGIN, STOP SENDING ME JUNK MAIL.*

08-06-07, 06:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
diapason Resident Organgrinder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Paisley, Scotland Posts: 526 Thanks: 11 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Alcohol health warnings by 2008 Wonder what would happen if soups were labelled "Contains Cretins", nuts were labelled "Contains Nitwits" and they told us what else was in sugar besides sugar, not to mention the substitute for what used to be butter in this country, i.e., "I can't believe it's not axle grease"!!! As for McDonalds, it seems incredulous that a cow which has supplied milk and produced progeny for the nation ends up as a circular thing made of light pink slurry, the consistency of putty, which has to set on fire and served between microwaved stodge could be considered to benefit the health of the nation. As for me, I'm just about to barbecue a steak as it's sunny in Scotland - I could label it "Suitable for eating" along with a glass of red wine!!! __________________ An eight foot long diapason sounds bottom C Technomate 1000D Super, Two dishes receiving three satellites