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Yorks · 10-06-07, 09:32 AM

When putting up your dish,
Always remember this,
If the wind is blowing strong,
The time is probably wrong.

When placing on your gable,
Your ladder must be stable.
If you have a friend,
Let them hold the bottom end.
If you are alone,
Then wedge it with a brick or stone.

When working with electrical tools,
Follow all the simple rules.
The manual always teaches,
To check your cable reaches.

Be careful that you drop nothing from height
Or your friend at the bottom may lose his sight!
Never over reach,
Or your mortal contract you may breach.

Plan the job before you begin,
And this way you will always win.

If you are at all in doubt,
Let the experts sort it out!

Mship · 10-06-07, 10:35 AM

Very good m8

Kev

BGonaSTICK · 10-06-07, 11:30 AM

Quite the poet! :clap:

10-06-07, 09:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Yorks Nook in footer Join Date: May 2006 Location: S. Yorks Posts: 1,760 Thanks: 12 Thanked 129 Times in 108 Posts	Safety Ode When putting up your dish, Always remember this, If the wind is blowing strong, The time is probably wrong. When placing on your gable, Your ladder must be stable. If you have a friend, Let them hold the bottom end. If you are alone, Then wedge it with a brick or stone. When working with electrical tools, Follow all the simple rules. The manual always teaches, To check your cable reaches. Be careful that you drop nothing from height Or your friend at the bottom may lose his sight! Never over reach, Or your mortal contract you may breach. Plan the job before you begin, And this way you will always win. If you are at all in doubt, Let the experts sort it out! __________________ They're coming to take me away haha TM1500CI, 53E to 61W

10-06-07, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mship Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Workington, Cumbria Posts: 909 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Safety Ode Very good m8 Kev __________________ 1m CM, feedhorn + Invacom C120 Quad, 36v Jaeger 128 motor, TM 6900 HD + 160gb HDD, TM 1500 CI+ Super, Skystar 2, DigitAlb Gold, Samsung 40F86BDX LCD

10-06-07, 11:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
BGonaSTICK Dodgy Geezer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 9,718 Thanks: 3 Thanked 166 Times in 60 Posts	Re: Safety Ode Quite the poet! :clap: __________________ Dreambox 7000, Skystar2 PCI, Skystar USB, Fibo 90cm on Moteck SG2100, Triax TD110 multi-LNB. Sky + ART cards. 45.0°E - 58.0°W