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10-06-07, 10:32 AM
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Safety Ode
When putting up your dish,
Always remember this, If the wind is blowing strong, The time is probably wrong. When placing on your gable, Your ladder must be stable. If you have a friend, Let them hold the bottom end. If you are alone, Then wedge it with a brick or stone. When working with electrical tools, Follow all the simple rules. The manual always teaches, To check your cable reaches. Be careful that you drop nothing from height Or your friend at the bottom may lose his sight! Never over reach, Or your mortal contract you may breach. Plan the job before you begin, And this way you will always win. If you are at all in doubt, Let the experts sort it out!
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10-06-07, 11:35 AM
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Re: Safety Ode
 Very good m8  Kev
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10-06-07, 12:30 PM
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Re: Safety Ode
Quite the poet! :clap:
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